napoleonbonerhard: napoleonbonerhard: i literally cannot convey how long I laughed after i realized that boobytrap backwards is partyboob i really hope that this does not end up being the text post that defines my entire tumblr career
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come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
mntrose: The most horrific thing about getting close to someone is the thought that at any point, they could lose complete interest in you
Yo no le tengo miedo a nada, pero todavía no me explico por qué tiemblo cada vez...– Jaime Sabines (via descomunal)
De ti me gustan hasta esas cosas que no soporto en...
Drawing a woman
morristibbs: white privilege is being able to blend in the snow to catch prey
unicornmunch: here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
“I fucking hate this game.” I whisper to myself as I continue to play.
lolsofunny: it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
footmeetsface: spoon-party-of-bombur: multipack: amyeatfeast: stopthatitssilly: alexkisu: multipack: f is for friends who do stuff without you u is for uninvited c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten k is for krispy kreme yum this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the...
goldenfreezeover: somethingambiguous: tltty: when I’m old, kids will think I’m so ancient because it’s like ‘Holy shit you were born in the nineteen hundreds’ We’ll be the last humans to be born in a year beginning with “1”
drarna: instead of learning from my mistakes i like to dwell on them until i have a panic attack